#1 Sarcasm

“Your ridiculous sense to find sarcasm in everything is the only reason I’m breaking up with you” she said as she stormed out of the restaurant.
“Baby, don’t walk in the Sun and get the Sun burned” said he, as he deleted her contact and began swiping right, in swift motions!

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